The Deal, what is it exactly?
So which is it? Butt ugly or nice ass. Can't be both.
If you are a man..check that, if you are a male and intend to be on camera, this is for you. And by on camera I do not mean in a leading role or as guest VJ. I mean in the audience. If you're going to be at a NBA game sitting behind the coach or the announcers, or if you will be in an aisle seat on the Letterman Show when he's doing Audience Show & Tell or Stump The Band, the chances of your ugly mug getting on camera are pretty good. Now apparently, the American male has become so casual that all he ever wears are shorts. Shorts! In public, even. So anyway, if you're going to insist on being on camera in shorts, ya reckon you could sit with your legs splayed out JUST A LITTLE LESS?? You're gonna strain a muscle and the view is not pretty. Just a thought. Oh, and while we're at it, sit up straight. The slouching isn't really helping matters.
I just found out that, in addition to the logically banned explosives, corrosives, pornography and whiskey, I am prohibited from mailing condoms through my Military Postal Service. This, of course, begs the question: Why? I don't currently have the need to, mind you, I just wonder why I can't.
I heard a really good joke today.
Not much going on and my motor ain't revving full speed yet. I'll get back to y'all on this, OK?
Comma splice (OK...Guilty), out
Travelin' Ed
If you are a man..check that, if you are a male and intend to be on camera, this is for you. And by on camera I do not mean in a leading role or as guest VJ. I mean in the audience. If you're going to be at a NBA game sitting behind the coach or the announcers, or if you will be in an aisle seat on the Letterman Show when he's doing Audience Show & Tell or Stump The Band, the chances of your ugly mug getting on camera are pretty good. Now apparently, the American male has become so casual that all he ever wears are shorts. Shorts! In public, even. So anyway, if you're going to insist on being on camera in shorts, ya reckon you could sit with your legs splayed out JUST A LITTLE LESS?? You're gonna strain a muscle and the view is not pretty. Just a thought. Oh, and while we're at it, sit up straight. The slouching isn't really helping matters.
I just found out that, in addition to the logically banned explosives, corrosives, pornography and whiskey, I am prohibited from mailing condoms through my Military Postal Service. This, of course, begs the question: Why? I don't currently have the need to, mind you, I just wonder why I can't.
I heard a really good joke today.
Not much going on and my motor ain't revving full speed yet. I'll get back to y'all on this, OK?
Comma splice (OK...Guilty), out
Travelin' Ed
That's what I'm about. Ramblin' Ed at 4:46 PM
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See thats the thing about wierd rules like that. If they had never said anything then maybe 1 or 2 people would have tried it ever. But now that I know I am NOT allowed to do it all I wanna do is try. -Jn
I was baffled. That's why I remembered it.
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