An-tic-i-...........PAtion
Well, it is not that easy to write out Tim Curry's famous line from Rocky Horror. But gimme credit. At least I tried. What have you done for the genre lately? Other than dressing yourself, I mean.
I went over to LowerMyBills.com, but as far as I can tell I still got to pay off everything I owe. So how exactly is that lower? Don't bother to answer, I'm no moron. As far as you know,anyway...unless I speak and remove all doubt. But I've wandered off topic again.
See, I know that nobody at a "for profit" company is gonna help you out. I learned that when I got my first job, the one making $$Thousands$$ per week working 10 minutes a day from home. Let's just say that the job didn't really pan out for me. Pissed me off,too. See, it was then that I learned the awful, hurtful truth about Richie Rich. You can't necessarily trust the ads in the back of his comic books. Back then, before I became cynical and jaded,I used to think, hey, if you can't trust Richie Rich, who can you trust?
Maybe I should author, host, launch...pick the verb most correctly describing the action of bringing a website into this world... this baby: LowerMyExpectations.com. I think I'd be good at it, in a fair to middlin' sort of way. Dudes, I lived in Louisiana for a while, so I know that work ain't something you always feel like you just gotta do. Sometimes a slow buzz on a warm afternoon just hits the spot. And by afternoon, I of course mean most of high school.
Anyway, gonna head on home, put on some basketball shorts (because just wearing athletic attire disguises the fact that you're a middle aged, out of shape, honkey [sorry, but I really wanted to use that word today in honor of that guy in Germany that took offense at it's use for me the other week, like I am incapable of knowing for myself whether I'm offended or not. "Hmmmm....I think I might be offended, but I'm not sure. Let me ask that guy what he thinks. Yeah right.]), grab a cigar and some headphones, plop my laptop on the tabletop and watch the '70s Danish Disco clip again. Ga-rrrrrr!
Assignat, out
Travelin' Ed
I went over to LowerMyBills.com, but as far as I can tell I still got to pay off everything I owe. So how exactly is that lower? Don't bother to answer, I'm no moron. As far as you know,anyway...unless I speak and remove all doubt. But I've wandered off topic again.
See, I know that nobody at a "for profit" company is gonna help you out. I learned that when I got my first job, the one making $$Thousands$$ per week working 10 minutes a day from home. Let's just say that the job didn't really pan out for me. Pissed me off,too. See, it was then that I learned the awful, hurtful truth about Richie Rich. You can't necessarily trust the ads in the back of his comic books. Back then, before I became cynical and jaded,I used to think, hey, if you can't trust Richie Rich, who can you trust?
Maybe I should author, host, launch...pick the verb most correctly describing the action of bringing a website into this world... this baby: LowerMyExpectations.com. I think I'd be good at it, in a fair to middlin' sort of way. Dudes, I lived in Louisiana for a while, so I know that work ain't something you always feel like you just gotta do. Sometimes a slow buzz on a warm afternoon just hits the spot. And by afternoon, I of course mean most of high school.
Anyway, gonna head on home, put on some basketball shorts (because just wearing athletic attire disguises the fact that you're a middle aged, out of shape, honkey [sorry, but I really wanted to use that word today in honor of that guy in Germany that took offense at it's use for me the other week, like I am incapable of knowing for myself whether I'm offended or not. "Hmmmm....I think I might be offended, but I'm not sure. Let me ask that guy what he thinks. Yeah right.]), grab a cigar and some headphones, plop my laptop on the tabletop and watch the '70s Danish Disco clip again. Ga-rrrrrr!
Assignat, out
Travelin' Ed
That's what I'm about. Ramblin' Ed at 8:49 PM
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