Tidbits and bit tits
Well all of my fishes are dying off and have been for the last 3 months. I am down to 1 guppy, forlorn and probably male; two goldfish, one male and one female; 2 albino catfish, probably male judging by the fact that they have whiskers; and 2 plecostymus, gender undetermined. I have mixed feelings about it. On the one hand, it saves me from having to release them into the wild when I transfer in a few months. (The wilds of the hallway toilet bwaa-haaa-haaa.) But on the other, more compassionate hand (my left one), I see my long held dream of being a fish grandpappy quickly fading. So as you can see, and with a nod to Kelly Bundy, I am on the horns of an enema.
Jeopardy® Man Quiz #2.
Answer: Something it is impossible for a man to accomplish, ever.
Question: What is fold a fitted sheet, Alex? (No, seriously, what's the deal with those things? - Ed)
Will the monkey find it strange using a bird as a screwdriver?
I Think I may have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). We have light switches for the lights (well, duh) on both sides of the large rooms. For convienence, you know. But I have this obesession with the levers on the switch closest to the door I exit in the mornings being in perfect alignment. And no, I DON'T KNOW WHY. I will turn on the light on my way into the living room and then on the other side will flip the switch to the kitchen, where I am about to enter to draw a refreshing mug of hot, full bodied java. If flipping on the kitchen light takes it out of alignment with the one below it for the living room, I will proceed to turn off the living room light, which returns my world to balance, and walk back to the bedroom hallway in the dark. Then I'll flip the living room back on. For some reason, I don't give a rat's patootie about that switch's positions. Good thing too, since nothing short of opening up the cover and rewiring the levers will allow that to ever happen. Just thought you ought to know.
Leo is out as Chief of Staff on the West Wing and it looks like President Bartlett is going to name CJ as his successor. Didn't see that coming.
I have, on occasion, worked with fools.
Sorry, there's really nothing about bit tits here. My bad.
Vouchsafe, out
Travelin' Ed
BTW, in case you're wondering, I is using the Meriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary for the RaWo-Matic's® core program.
Jeopardy® Man Quiz #2.
Answer: Something it is impossible for a man to accomplish, ever.
Question: What is fold a fitted sheet, Alex? (No, seriously, what's the deal with those things? - Ed)
Will the monkey find it strange using a bird as a screwdriver?
I Think I may have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). We have light switches for the lights (well, duh) on both sides of the large rooms. For convienence, you know. But I have this obesession with the levers on the switch closest to the door I exit in the mornings being in perfect alignment. And no, I DON'T KNOW WHY. I will turn on the light on my way into the living room and then on the other side will flip the switch to the kitchen, where I am about to enter to draw a refreshing mug of hot, full bodied java. If flipping on the kitchen light takes it out of alignment with the one below it for the living room, I will proceed to turn off the living room light, which returns my world to balance, and walk back to the bedroom hallway in the dark. Then I'll flip the living room back on. For some reason, I don't give a rat's patootie about that switch's positions. Good thing too, since nothing short of opening up the cover and rewiring the levers will allow that to ever happen. Just thought you ought to know.
Leo is out as Chief of Staff on the West Wing and it looks like President Bartlett is going to name CJ as his successor. Didn't see that coming.
I have, on occasion, worked with fools.
Sorry, there's really nothing about bit tits here. My bad.
Vouchsafe, out
Travelin' Ed
BTW, in case you're wondering, I is using the Meriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary for the RaWo-Matic's® core program.
That's what I'm about. Ramblin' Ed at 2:12 PM
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