You must think I'm really stupid
This is a real e-mail I recieved about 2 minutes ago. It would sure be nice if you could win a lottery without entering, but I am a wee bit skeptical that it works that way. Now I could surely use $1,000,000, I won't lie to you. But I think I'll do it the old fashioned way. By winning Fear Factor more than twice. (Fear is not a factor for me. Unless it involves eating nasty stuff.**)
CATEGORY *1* WINNERS FINAL NOTIFICATION!!!!
ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT MR.JOE WEST. FAMOUS CULTURE LOTTERY AGENCY, Ref. Number: 7ZQ/P56/414N
Batch Number:K54890137-846H
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 14th April, 2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number ML511465892-6410 with serial number 5S82-517 drew lucky numbers PR-5-G8-23-21-4P which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 1000,000.00 (one million United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep
your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual Email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Presidents of the World Largest software, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL Agent
MR. JOE WEST,
FAMOUS CULTURE LOTTERY AGENCY.
Tel: 0032485129514 ,
EMAIL:famousculture2@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 18th of June, 2005. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications. Please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Yours Sincerely Mrs. Rita Hamilton. Lottery Coordinator.
Not a goober, out
Travelin' Ed
** In THE CORRUPTOR, Chow Yun Fat and Mark Whalberg were patrolling Chinatown. When offered some kind of food from a street vendor, Mark declined it. Chow Yun Fat had this great line, "Hey, if you want to be Chinese you gonna have to eat some nasty stuff." Having travelled in both HK and PRC allI can say is, Amen to that.
CATEGORY *1* WINNERS FINAL NOTIFICATION!!!!
ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT MR.JOE WEST. FAMOUS CULTURE LOTTERY AGENCY, Ref. Number: 7ZQ/P56/414N
Batch Number:K54890137-846H
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 14th April, 2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number ML511465892-6410 with serial number 5S82-517 drew lucky numbers PR-5-G8-23-21-4P which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 1000,000.00 (one million United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep
your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual Email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Presidents of the World Largest software, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL Agent
MR. JOE WEST,
FAMOUS CULTURE LOTTERY AGENCY.
Tel: 0032485129514 ,
EMAIL:famousculture2@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 18th of June, 2005. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications. Please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Yours Sincerely Mrs. Rita Hamilton. Lottery Coordinator.
Not a goober, out
Travelin' Ed
** In THE CORRUPTOR, Chow Yun Fat and Mark Whalberg were patrolling Chinatown. When offered some kind of food from a street vendor, Mark declined it. Chow Yun Fat had this great line, "Hey, if you want to be Chinese you gonna have to eat some nasty stuff." Having travelled in both HK and PRC allI can say is, Amen to that.
That's what I'm about. Ramblin' Ed at 5:43 PM
6 comments:
"...we ask that you keep
your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you."
Well, duh, you're not going to get any money now, Ed. You were supposed to keep it confidential!
Dadgummit. It's always the details, isn't it?
ok yeah i got this email too. pretty cool. i replyed to it ..Mr joe west emaild me again. wow he sent me a claim form i downloaded it ...wow it has a company name a phone number a fax number. ummm... i wonder how much it would cost to call this number for one thing to see if its real for another thing to ask these people if they are out of their mind. so i do a internet serch for the company...lol who knew it dosnt exist...its listed on lotto scam lists lol wow should i be surprised....ummmm ...i think not !
I got this stupid email too. What the h***?
wow,its really sad to do that to people,i got the same email,im smart enough to know its a scam,but some people,well they are in such need of momey,that they would do anything to get it,then wind up getting hurt in the end..someone needs to stop these SOBS..........
I recieved the same email with the same exact numbers!!!! I am glad I did the search for this company
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