Thursday, June 16, 2005

Other things that suck. Or don't.

I thought of some more. You decide which is which. Answer key below. If you and I disagree on an answer, you're wrong (I learned that watching the talking heads on FOX News).

  • The dentist calling Friday morning and telling you he needs to reschedule this afternoon's appointment to next week.
  • Having to share your planet with others.
  • Dogs can't talk.
  • Cats can't talk.
  • Children can talk.
  • Spellcheck.
  • The wife getting invited to go south and stay with a friend for a week.
  • The wife bringing her friend back with her to stay for a month.
  • Driving around in your spiffy US Navy uniform in a car with stuffed animals and throw pillows.
  • Having the time to write endless "Things That Suck" posts.

The CORRECT answers are:

Don't suck / Sucks / Sucks / Sucks / Sucks / Don't suck / Don't suck / Sucks / Sucks / Don't suck

2 comments:

Blogger Gun Trash said...

I'm glad it wasn't a quiz for your readers. I'd have guess stuffed animals and throw pillows in the car would be 'bout pretty neat.

7:24 PM  
Blogger Ramblin' Ed said...

You'd make a fine Asian woman then. Mighty fine.

Actually there I am...khaki uniform w/ ribbons, requisite drill instructor sunshades, military issue scowl and.....surrounded lace pillows and stuffed puppies.

Takes the COOL-METER in a leftward direction.
Ed

9:07 PM  

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