Draw, Drawn, Drew

You have seen WHO'S LINE IS IT, ANYWAY? haven't you? The one with Drew Cary? I like where they get like a color, shouted out from the audience, and then an occupation, and then an embarrassing situation and the improv guys have to work a skit up or sell a compilation album. Those are great.

So here. Give me something, a situation, an article of clothing, whatever. I'll play with them and post them. A favorite color, a favorite pet, a favorite colored pet. C'mon... put me to work.

My only request for you is that you make every attempt to avoid any and all uses of the word "rectum" in your submission. Otherwise, My mission is to make you smile, so, your submission is my sub-mission.

Gravelly voiced lounge singer, out
Ramblin' Ed