The 10 List: Travelin' truisms
No, I didn't mean "Top 10 List". Read it and you'll understand.
Travelin' truisms:
8. Here in my cow I feel udderly safe. (Thanks TomD)
2. The literal translation of "chalupa" is "slow dog".
5. Punchline: ...OK, I talked to 2 local girls. Now, what the hell is a "panoe?".
1. Homer-eroticism: "Mmmmmm....doughnuts....and handcuffs. So-o-o-o sexy"
9. My wife is buy-curious.
7. Ummm, ma'am, exactly how will this show up on my credit card?
3. Are we not men? We are Devo.
10. Plan early and plan twice.
4. What doesn't kill me makes me angry.
6. People who don't want to spend their tax dollars on things that they don't "approve" of have got no problem spending my tax dollars on things they do.
Travelin' truisms:
8. Here in my cow I feel udderly safe. (Thanks TomD)
2. The literal translation of "chalupa" is "slow dog".
5. Punchline: ...OK, I talked to 2 local girls. Now, what the hell is a "panoe?".
1. Homer-eroticism: "Mmmmmm....doughnuts....and handcuffs. So-o-o-o sexy"
9. My wife is buy-curious.
7. Ummm, ma'am, exactly how will this show up on my credit card?
3. Are we not men? We are Devo.
10. Plan early and plan twice.
4. What doesn't kill me makes me angry.
6. People who don't want to spend their tax dollars on things that they don't "approve" of have got no problem spending my tax dollars on things they do.
That's what I'm about. Ramblin' Ed at 4:34 PM
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