JB

Just because:

You put a tomato in the refrigerator, don't expect it to last forever.

You have a credit card, doesn't mean you have extra money.

You can pull your hair into a ponytail, doesn't mean you should. (Gentlemen.)

You have a Harley, doesn't make you special. (Or tough. Or cool. Or sexy.)

You name your daughter Durnhotlatrina, don't believe you've done her a favor. (Verily.)

You write a blog, doesn't mean you have anything to say. (If you're still with me here.)

You're homely, doesn't mean you're smart. (There's plenty of stupid homely folk.)

You drink the good stuff, doesn't make you interesting. (Even remotely

You use big words, doesn't mean I understand them. (Even if I'm nodding along.)

Cushitic, out.
Travelin' Ed