A romantic and a duck walk into a bar...
As I have mentioned many times before, I am retiring from the navy. 26 years has been enough. Now here is something I hadn't realized until today. We arrive back in Tampa on the 26th of July. That's our 4th Anniversary. Kinda romantic, if you're into that sort of thing. You know; Starting a new life in a new house in a new place on our wedding anniversary. Awwww, it's the kind of crap greeting cards are made of.
My cell phone has a ring tone called "Donald Duck Humming". I use it, not because I particularly like it (it's rather annoying, really), but because I hear it when it rings. It does not blend in to the background noise. So even though I carry it around in my back pocket, I seldom miss calls anymore like I used to. So today, I'm standing in line for the ATM, near a fairly busy section of road. This was apparently one of those rare instances I was going to miss a call. I say was because, and I laughed so hard I spit when this happened, the teenager in line behind me tapped my shoulder and said, "Dude, your ass is quacking." Lord have mercy.
Peace, out.
Travelin' Ed
My cell phone has a ring tone called "Donald Duck Humming". I use it, not because I particularly like it (it's rather annoying, really), but because I hear it when it rings. It does not blend in to the background noise. So even though I carry it around in my back pocket, I seldom miss calls anymore like I used to. So today, I'm standing in line for the ATM, near a fairly busy section of road. This was apparently one of those rare instances I was going to miss a call. I say was because, and I laughed so hard I spit when this happened, the teenager in line behind me tapped my shoulder and said, "Dude, your ass is quacking." Lord have mercy.
Peace, out.
Travelin' Ed
That's what I'm about. Ramblin' Ed at 12:23 AM
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