So I was thinking...

...that some things might fit together quite well, if not a bit unexpectedly.

Like maybe the doctor, the one who gives colonoscopies. What is he... a buttologist? Anyway, wouldn't he make a good vinter. He's used to observing things closely, looking for slight imperfections. Also, he should recognize instantly if his wine tasted crappy.

Or a tour guide / preacher man, although that one is a little trickier. "And-a if you look outside-a, outside and on your right-a towards the book-a of Revelations. Yes...yes...there you see Hell-a. The same hell you will go to if you don't heed my advice-a...." "But on the left... My friends, on the left-a is the peace and tranquility of downtown Des Moines. A peace-a and tranquility that can only be found-a through the grace of God-a, coupled-a with a majority population of white-a, middle-class mid-westerners."

Where that gets tricky, though, is that being at the right hand of God is good. But we have noted that Hell is off to the right. So I propose he would turn to face the people, giving him the opportunity to instead say, "If you look outside-a, outside to my left..." See? Fast Eddie does not see problems. I see soloutions.

Or how about a urologist working in customer service. Think about it, the poor customer service reps have to deal with a lot of dicks. Ahhhh, Grasshopper...now you understand.

OK, so anyway, if you think of any others, let me know.


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Ramblin' "Still Stuck In Miami" Ed