Bling #1 of 3. Here's the pimp bracelet Nong bought me. 24k gold with 1 carat of diamonds spelling out Edward. She sure likes to buy me shiny things.
That's what I'm about. Ramblin' Ed at 12:02 AM
Sunday, May 29, 2005
Bling #1 of 3. Here's the pimp bracelet Nong bought me. 24k gold with 1 carat of diamonds spelling out Edward. She sure likes to buy me shiny things.
About Me
- Name: Ramblin' Ed
- Location: Brandon, Florida, United States
I am from the American southland. I am well travelled (North America, Asia, Central America, Australia,and Caribbean) and I enjoy life. Not a wild eyed and crazy dude, but definately worldly...comfortable sipping coffee in a sidewalk cafe in Cartagena, Colombia or drinking beer in a pub in Raymond Terrace, Australia. I can ask for my change in Thai and Tagalog and I can request a fork in Japanese. I can tell you to piss off in both the Aussie and British dialects. I'm worldly, I tell ya. I am married to a diva from Bangkok, with my homelife being something akin to a live-in maid with football watching priveliges. Usually.
STUFF I'VE SAID LATELY
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- Bling pic #3 of 3
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- Snimativ, uh-huh.
- A knuckle draggin' manly man
2 comments:
Compliments of sk, (she just couldn't find it)
You know what kind of stuff Rednecks like ta buy? Shiny stuff. We are
attracted to shiny objects - UFOs, beer cans, fishin' lures. If it's
shiny
we like it. And if you think about it, most of the people who've seen
UFOs
have been usin' fisin' lures and holdin' beer cans, right?
We do like shiny objects. That's why home shopping network does so well.
They shine those bright lights on stuff and we're just mesmerized.
"Here's my Amoco card number. Send me one of eveythin' you got."
--and while we are handin out credit where it is due this is from Jeff Foxworthy--
-Jn
Jn,
HehHehHeh...Ah likes shiny stuff too.
My wife really likes jewelry. And a lot of she brings me home as a suprise. I have some god-awful big diamond and emerald rings, gold rings, jade rings, cufflinks, tie bars...you name it. I think she was raised by crows.
Fishing lures, and I am certian of this, are more designed to catch fishermen than fish.
One question, oh mesmerized one. Are you calling yourself redneck? I know you have a backwoods streak in ya, but I never noticed you in a flannel shirt with the arms cut off of it.
Remember when I told your class that they should get tattoos because they're cool? That's redneck.
Ed
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