Travelin' Ed purchases electronic equipment, Vol. 1

So I was shopping for a new computer. I really liked this one from Toshiba. It will look really nice in the corner of my living room and is just the right height for hanging Christmas mistletoe from. I like the smooth and sturdy knobs, too. That's a real selling point. The salesman was a little skeevy though, so I asked to speak to the manager. "Are you sure?" he asked, "Perhaps I can still be of further assistance to you, sir." "No! Be gone, skeeveboy."

And off he shuffled. Good.